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Excuses for missing work :

If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices
told me to clean all the guns today.

My stigmata's acting up.

I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss,
who sacked me for poor attendance.

I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn't
come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false
information.

I have converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.

I've used up all my sick days so I'm calling in dead!

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